Consistently Inconsistent

18 | Female | Canada. I think shenanigans is a fun word

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

  • England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
  • America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”
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keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

Always infinity forever. This message brought to you by the department of redundancy department

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

Always infinity forever. This message brought to you by the department of redundancy department

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

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