Consistently Inconsistent

hotstraightboy:

i like to call my hairstyle going to sleep and hoping for the best

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

shavingryansprivates:

fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

homo-u-didnt:

women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

date:

every time i see them 

 i wonder about the feelings behind them

metallikato:

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE 

Will you do the fan^dango?

ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ

ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　

Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~ 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

e-bae:

wurnbo:

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed

F5

swa-gay:

when i was younger i was really emotionally attached to my tamagotchi, and i refused to go to school without them, so my 43  year old dad had to learn the ropes and he took them to work and cared for them and thats why i love my dad 

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

hotstraightboy:

hotstraightboy:

im going to be a reverse prostitute where i pay people to have sex with me

i dont need this